You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
