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Dad?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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