therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
