Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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