Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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