Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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