there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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