How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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