If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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