Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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