The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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