I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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