you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize