The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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