I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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