is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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