Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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