she was so not down for the gang bang
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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