I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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