Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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