Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Soap is not a condiment
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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