school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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