I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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