I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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