Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
NoShamevember. You game?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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