I CAN MOONWALK!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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