Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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