Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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