Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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