I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
