I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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