They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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