Me too!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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