her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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