so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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