Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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