i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
a search helicopter?!
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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