i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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