When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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