you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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