whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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