do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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