did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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