Yo dont text me then not text me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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