So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize
