girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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