I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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