What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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