I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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