The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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