Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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