can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
