is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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