I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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